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10/18/2017 0 Comments The Cookie Religion Bible15 June 2016 Notaborax:
where art thou? lost art we in the blinding light of our screens, a cookie flying to and fro with no care. we art lost without thee.... 15 June 2016 Orphellia: But thou can't resist Thy cookies, So sweet As thy people endure! As thy cookies, Divine! Thy shalt wait For thou hero we once cometh, Thy Hero of cookies, @pastalady 15 June 2016 Fragments of Shadows: Sweet angels singing Tempting devils whispering Madness descends, Chaos erupts Hark, Hark! The Cookie has crumbled! Where art thou hero? Our savior, our lord We await your return To save us who are bored 15 June 2016 Notaborax: Our hero, our master has thou forsaken our cries? thy children art weeping, our people art dying Here we live in need of thee, can thee save us from chaos? before the last crumble is gone? A plebeian stated: “...I have an irresistible urge to facepalm right now.” 15 June 2016 Alychr: A sad urge may strike And this post you may not like, But these poems we write Are what brings to us light 15 June 2016 Orphellia: Thou shalt be right With thy words that we write Thy brings light, thou gives hope For thou is thy prayer For thy hero of hope 15 June 2016 Fragments of Shadows: Alas! Alas! The pain doth spread The hand used to feed Was bitten indeed During its quick meeting With the front of my head 15 June 2016 Orphellia: And thus I shall Thy dragon's head The teeth that bites thy end The light shalt strike To myself that shines For it is thy curse that we rise Thou Dragon, why thou shalt bite my cookie? My cookie so sweet, that sings butter in its crust Why thou shalt leave my cookiesin shambles When thy cookies, was deemed Innocent For thy cookies I shall get my revenge For thy cookies you stole, For thy cookies you ate 15 June 2016 Notaborax: we naught wish for cookies, in fear of thy inquisition. heavens wrath hath fallen upon me. it is a hell beyond recognition. I live in thy shadows, no longer can I be free. in faith to the cookie, can my mind not fall into oblivion. 15 June 2016 NZPIEFACE: For the Cookies we behold The story shall unfold Within the mighty realm And in the forest elms Thy first woke upon green grass Beside thee, a lass Her raven hair flew with wind Watching thee, grinned Both thee and her, names unknown Art thee feeling alone? If in wonder, thou is deft For in the world, two is left 16 June 2016 Notaborax: My lady, my liege! bring down thy might for we art facing a siege. behold a trembling sight! thy devils are knocking on our gates, i summon thee, our heroine, @pastalady ! please, oh please dont leave us to thy fates! we are your children that art ever do needy. our minds can not feel free, so we praise thy almighty cookie! 16 June 2016 Orphellia: Oh Our Almighty Cookie heed our prayers Bless us with your child, The protector of cookies, The baker of cookies, Thy one fated to thou bring back Thy lady in question(@pastalady) Thy one whom is destined to erase the evil Whom hath stolen the precious and sacred cookies We pray, We drink, We eat And thus shall abide to you our almighty cookie 16 June 2016 Notaborax: We art here in fear, but we move forward in our faith. Our eyes swollen from the tears, our missing heroine, the envoy of the cookie, whenever shall thou return? We are destitute, in pain, CRYING OUT! do not make us suffer any more, for thy cookie will be stale. Help! Come! Save us! before thy devil's sweet whisperings of nothings, shall tempt our brethren into the deepest pit of despair! our faith in thy cookie shall not crumble, for our heroine shall save us from thy fear. A5G_Reaper *steal the cookies* 16 June 2016 Orphellia: Oh!~ The Reaper hath come The heavenly cookies, it hath got! Please spare us from such tyranny! Please heed us with your company! We seek the help of the divine kin Oh reaper help us! Call upon the blessed being Thy hero named @pastalady In exchange! A bag of Almighty Cookies! Help us bring the hero back The posts that we have been waiting Is at its grasp! 16 June 2016 Alychr: The beauty of words flows by In a river of language Many listen to its music But the one it sings out for comes not. 16 June 2016 Notaborax: thy day of salvation draws near, thy crows art calling Sunday, the day of the dawn. Our prayers have been heard, thy heroine, our savior, is about to return! Fear no longer thy devils that beseech us, for the cookie has arrived with the promise of new light. come my brothers, rally together. For our heroine, @pastalady, shall appear! 17 June 2016 Orphellia: Alas! The Hero will be reborn @Nom de Plume! Shalt be its name When thy day of thou sun has shined Thou hero will thou be reincarnated 17 June 2016 Notaborax: Another day passed, our faith in thy cookie grows, Our lady shall come. She will save us soon, we wait for only a few, until the bell sounds. We shall end quite soon, but can we survive two days, I believe we can. @Orpheus01 & @Fragments of Shadows do you guys want to make a cookie sect? 17 June 2016 Orphellia: Why thou make it a sect when we can make it a religion? Has thou forgotten thy oath? Thou cookie does not need followers, Thou it needs we're religious piety of thy people Why hath thou chosen the path of thy lowly sect, When thy path to the religion is thy light of salvation? Here comes the almight cookie rain prepare to catch and eat them!!! *grab bucket with sparkly eyes* one more day guys<3 *Pats* Just wait patiently but right now *Presents a mountain of cookies from the cookie rain* We eat these delightful cookies as we wait, my friend Today, we must prepare for the feast! We must make as much cookies as we possibly can! Eat ALL the cookies! Its an all you can cookie buffet along with a cookie typhoon that is was about to crash inside so rejoiced and BRING ALL OF YOU MILK FOR US TO DRINK ALONG WITH THE COOKIES!!!!! All hail the cookie hero!!!!! Is our honorable Lady of de Plum still procrastinating *cough cough* I mean, resting? Are you alive? Status report please? 22 June 2016 Notaborax: Do not fret young one, for the savior shall return. Our bios in one hand and a cookie in the other, Our savior! Our heroine! @Nom de Plume shall arrive! Have faith and do not question, or thy devils will devour thee. Close your eyes and pray, for thy faith in thy almighty cookie will provide salvation! We ran out of cookies a while back. 22 June 2016 Orphellia: And thou hath cometh Thy delivery man of heaven Thou one who will give Cookies of the divine Cookie, Oh cookies A Cookies that hath built Castles of desire And thus cookies shalt not begone For thy cookies are almighty We ran out of cookie dough. So no more cookies for awhile. Then thou shalt go make some more Lack of ingredients. Thou shalt not worry for thy is an Kin of Existence Thou can create thy ingredients when thou will it 22 June 2016 Nom de Plume: *bakes some cookies* 23 June 2016 Nom de Plume: *Gives Notaborax cookies* Oh thy savior has arrived with thy cookies, It is ever so delish... *noms on cookies* Thou cookies shalt be mine! Mine! Mine! *Steals cookies from @Notaborax* but...but...if you ask I would have shared hold up friend! I still have cookies, they were made by our savior and heroine @Nom de Plume . Do you want one? *holds bowl of cookies towards @A5G_Reaper * It is delish trust me *glomp* thanksies!!! You guys are really starting to be cookie maniac,huh? Well, GLORY FOR THE COOKIE!!! What do you mean starting?! DOUGH FOR THE DOUGH GOD! CRUMBS FOR THE CRUMB THRONE! AND COOKIES FOR THE WORLD AND FOR EVERYONE!!! AND COOKIES FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!! You mere plebeians, we hail the almighty cookie! And our savior @Nom de Plume is our savior and heroine who makes cookies for us and fight for us! letting the almighty cookie be free! 26 June 2016 Nom de Plume: Our motto is: Free as a cookie can be (inside of a stomach)!!
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3/3/2017 0 Comments Title Page PictureThe cat is Pusheen. From http://www.pusheen.com/ . Pusheen is Amazing.
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